This past week I went from sad/happy to sad to *insert a
feeling when you are a little tired to emote*, and while the rains tried to
nullify it, our govt (and some youth’s apparent) is just brilliant. It all
started when a certain Time magazine decided to do what every media house in
india has failed to, called our esteemed PM for what he is, i.e., ‘Underachiever’. My first reaction was of
disbelief and I tried to rubbish it as some spoof of some kind but when reality
dawned upon me, I was both ROFL happy and sad. Happy because premier of a
nation gets reduced to a joke, and sad because that guy happens to be the head
of my country. What followed was a major uproar from every tom, dick and harry
who had even the slightest chance of getting into good books of a certain *you
know who* Gandhi. This was anything but surprising, considering our
representative’s record with harmless cartoons isn’t very enthusiastic.
Media houses, got intellectuals
including likes of suhel seth (would work for whatever this guy smokes in his
free time), mahesh bhatt, shobha de, prahalaad Kakkar and the likes to express/debate
their views on this burning issue at hand, all of whom live under the delusion
that common people give a *insert a certain animal’s body part* about their
views. And ‘Shoot The Messenger’ being our country’s national policy after ‘Thou
Shalt Treat Tax Payer’s Money As Your Own’, it seemed much for feasible to just
question the audacity and character of everyone related to the editor–in chief
of the magazine in question (dude, if you are reading this: next time we meet,
drinks on me). Mamta banerjee’s official response is still awaited because possibility
of a rollback isn’t likely is this situation, and since magazine’s border is
more or less red, well let’s not get there. At the time of writing, it wasn’t
exactly clear whether the editor was secular or not so digvijay singh and kapil
sibal have reserved their comments until then.
While I was trying to
take all this with a pinch of salt and wondering how to make fun of this entire
episode (yes, I laughed at the magazine cover, SHOOT ME), came the ‘royal
flush’ of them all. Youth congress, led by the youngest of them all, *you know
who* Gandhi, decided to retaliate by burning the copies of, to the bewilderment
of guys at Time in united states, Times of India. Yes, you read it right; they
burnt copies of ‘Times of India’ to protest against the insensitive,
delusional, corrupt and sick foreign mentality of ‘Time magazine’. Don’t ask. I would like to take this chance
to, whatever its worth, nominate the guy who ordered this immediately for nobel
‘piece’ prize. What lesser mortals like you and I fail to see is both the
newspapers had Time in their title. Hence, BURN!
As the drama unfolded in various stages, our esteemed Prime
minister, with all due respect, did what he has been doing since he took office,
i.e. pushed the mute button and remained in hibernation. Frankly speaking, I
have no clue why they keep comparing ceaser’s wife with him. For starters, I have
never heard of her in all history that I read. And of course, the obvious gender
differences. All of it makes as much sense to me as does the lane splitter’s to
the common man also known as ‘WHY HAVE THEY DRAWN LINE ON THE ROAD?'.
To the guy who gave green signal to the cover, Well played *slow
clap*
That's a very hilarious, sarcastic take on the issue. I liked the way you have treated the subject... Incidentally, I have also written on the same matter, though my recipe is a little different!
ReplyDeleteNice read!
When it suits them , they quote the magazine and when they are genuinely criticized they burn it...Some introspection would have helped.
ReplyDeleteIn yesterdays HT (sunday) there was an interesting take on the same topic....
I was sad and angry. Of course, we know his "achievements" perfectly well. They are trying their game of brushing it under the carpet again.
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