Wednesday, January 11, 2012

The auto expo diary: an OUTSIDE view

If you have not been living under a ROCK for last couple of days you might have noticed the word AUTO EXPO flash on your screen too many times in a day, yes its happening in Delhi where lot of beautiful women come and smile at you. Oh oops they are presenting cars too, but coming back to original point. Auto expo also has some dancing programs and some music concerts. All of this for 150 bucks, YOU HEARD IT RIGHT, 150 bucks. But guess who didn’t get to see all that? ME.

Yes, even after scouting for 2 consecutive days, i couldn’t get myself a ticket because apparently the organizers understood the value of the ticket and decided to increase the fare substantially and recruited some people to sell it OUTSIDE the venue (great business sense I must say).so while walking round the perimeter for tickets for 2 days in a row, I overheard lot of people talking. Here is the sample:

(For the uninitiated who cant understand Hindi, I tried to translate stuff but apologies if I lost the pun)

Overheard outside the auto expo 2012, Pragati Maidan, new delhi

- ‘abe wo Chevrolet wale stall mein item dekhi?’(Did you see that chick in chevrolet stand?)

- -‘oh B%$#@*^$’ (go figure)

- ‘feel aa gayi bhai’(not translating this)

- ‘150 ka 400 150 ka 400 150 ka 400’(400 for 150, 400 for 150, 400 fir 150)

- ‘abe dance wala program kab hai?’(When is that dance program dude)

- ‘car dekhne aaya hai kya tu?’ (don’t tell me you are here for the cars)

- ‘bhai ekdum beetel type dikh rahi thi car kya bataun’ (that car looked just like beetle, I am telling you)

- ‘yaar ye company wale ladkiyan sahi leke aate hain, apna to pura paisa vasool ho gaya’ (these corporate people get such hot chicks no?)

- ‘bhaiyaa gol gappe kaise diye?’ (not translating this)

- ‘tere papa jaante hain naa UPSC mein kissi ko? Phone laga na saale (your dad knows someone in UPSC no? call him up you idiot)

- ‘yaar flash sahi hoti naa to kya mast profile pic banti’ (would have become such a cool profile pic if not for that stupid flash)

- ‘meri photo like to kar saale’ (like my photo dude)

- ‘yaar phone diyo wo photo upload kar lun, net chal raha hai tere mein?’ (give me your phone, I will upload the pic, gprs working?)

- ‘abe enjoying mein G likhna zaroori hota hai kya?’ (cant I do without the last G in enjoying?)

- ‘abe wo yellow wali(wink) jis stall mein thi uska naam kya tha? Yaad aaya!’ (what was the name of the stall with that yellow suit chick? Oh yes)

- ‘ek to in logon ne gate itne kyun banaye hain pata nahin’ (why the fuck are there so many gates?)

- abe wo dekh yahi thi na wo bmw wale car ke pass? (oye she was the one in bmw stall no?)

after ruining my morning sleep for 2 days, lesson learnt : if you don’t have CONTACTS or forgot using e-ticket scheme, don’t bother turning up for public events in Delhi. And oh yes, I have heavily censored the sentences (if you have ever lived in delhi, you ll get the drift).

I gave up trying to get tickets and couldn’t see my mini cooper (sniff sniff).. Oh yes I was one of the 20% people there who went for the cars but never mind, until next time!

Did you visit auto expo this year?, last year? how was it?

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14 comments:

  1. I think 20% as a statistic for those who actually went to see the cars, is a bit too much :P
    Maybe 11%
    Others just for the chicks and some profile pictures :P
    Looool...bechara flash ke kaaran pic nahi le paaya...and Enjoying mein G lagne ki jaroorat nahi :P

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  2. The scene outside was way more interesting. Full-full paisa wasool.

    Heard the Ambassador is making a comeback?

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  3. this is called bina paise kharch kiye free mein entertainment, at least for us the readers. tumne toh phir bhi petrol pe daale honge paise to hear those crazy peepals ka funny taalks.
    as for the cars, yeah, right, woh next time dekh lena :)

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  4. you know the captcha i got after the above comment? "hotwa""!!!!

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  5. Ha ha...u have uploaded a conservative photo...The girls I believe are displaying much more...However i am not sure if boys are to blame for such comments.Girls are acting as commodities at such expos.
    Wanted to but did not go...it is very crowded I hear.

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  6. Guys talk. Loved reading it! Especially non-translated ones. :D

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    1. hee hee hee dilli aao there are plenty more ;)

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  7. Ha-ha. The dialogues did make me laugh.

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    1. i will take that as a compliment, thank you!

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  8. LOL...Never been to any auto show...Super fun post...BTW, this audi is super cool...

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    1. if you like cars, you should visit one.thanks for reading

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  9. Liked this .. Never been to auto -expo. May be next year I will join the party for cars and for girls.:)

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    1. thanks :) you should try visiting one. nice cars!

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  10. @redhanded ...have you heard of the saying '89.3% of all stats are made-up' ?

    @purba... well tell me, i DIDNT get to see anything :( so no clue

    @sujatha are dilli mein metro zindabaad, public trnasport works best for me.

    @alka well the females want a quick buck. but delhi people, what can you say! its CROWDED yes.

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