Ladies, after getting married behave, or are expected to
behave, different. And it is same everywhere. I tried to list some of the
after- marriage behavior. Without further ado or Scooby dooby doo, here goes:
Step 1: Get married.
Step 2: Update relationship status to ‘Married to..’, change
profile picture to couple pic. Harass the other half to do so.
Step 3: upload xxxxx number of pictures with weird captions
and reply to each comment meticulously. If they don’t like your comment,
threaten suicide.
Step 4: Keep tab of who wished and who didn’t while also
pretending to be super busy.
Step 5: Look for cues to go into detailed discussion of how your
married life is different and it doesn’t suck at all!
Step 6: Make it a point to wear hell lot of bangles to
workplace.
Step 7: Start each sentence with ‘you know my husband
also….’
Step 8: Grab single guys and take pity on them about how
they don’t know what it is they are missing.
Step 9: Get up and go to the nearest corner when your phone rings
while also smiling profusely so EVERYONE knows who it is (WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE).
Step 10: Reply everyone who wishes with ‘oh you should have
come’. Now that its over, you can pretend to care.
Step 11: look for married ladiss or people with ‘I HAVE A BOYFRAAND/GIRLFRAAND’
signboard across their chest (or similar location) around you and be super
social with them.
Step 12: Standard template of answer to the question ‘How was
weekend’ should always contain ‘you know WE thought………, but …….’ ALWAYS.
These are just observations and I would like to say this
with utmost sincerity that everything you find similar is fictitious. did you notice something else, have something to add? \m/oO\m/
